I dedicate this blog to my sponsors on this interesting little mission: the Greater Kennedy and Valentine, Like The Massacre.
These have been my sponsors before, quite recently, and I miserably failed them. I believe the adage is, however, that an addict tries three times before truly failing. I plan to succeed on the second try. So, these brave individuals have committed to not letting me speak of men and men-likes, or strive for a man or a man-like, and to make sure I go home in the evening and explore (ahem) my own fun avenues, twists and turns that I can offer.
A word to our sponsors, this may involve playing of angry anti-relationship music. Thankfully you have excellent taste.